Betty Boops Pup Monty: The Silliest Puppystories Ever

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Story of Monty's funny Play Day
Tuesday, Feb 5, 2008

Monty is having a busy day

He pounces and rolls all the way

He sneaks up on the other dogs

They lay around like colored logs.

Like a cat, he hits them just for fun,

His tails between his legs as he runs.

He charges his buddy and off he goes,

His Character, he definitely shows.

It's so much fun to run and run.

Both feet fly high and his ears a flapping.

His tongue is lapping and his huge paws are slapping.

Monty loves to play,

so get out of his way.

A plastic bottle is so much fun.

He tosses's it up and off he runs.

He crunch's and chews the bottle he's found.

Drives his family crazy with the sound.

And soon there's parts of his bottle here,

a little there and everywhere.

Monty lay's upon his bed,

"That's not my mess!" he said.

Monty and Betty say Good night, but leave you with, as always great insight........

"The greatest pleasure is to do a good deed secretly, and have it found out by accident."

"The world has seen many spectacular advances in communications with satellites and the like, but the quickest is still the wink."

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Monty's day in the Dog House
His day went from bad to worse
Monty's Day from Bad to worse

Monty and Betty are not so popular. The Dog house he's in because of his choppers.

Now Mandy (his girl) was major upset. Monty stole in her room and her retainer did get.

Mandy wears them each night so she has a nice bite.

Monty thought they were toys and you know boys will be boys.

So off to the dentist Mandy went before school, Not happy with Monty she'd be sitting again on a stool.

The curse's came from back of the house. Dad found a pile on the bedroom floor, that defintely was no mouse. He said he could take no more.

He stepped to the hall, in wet his foot did fall.

He let out a hollar and went for Monty's collar.

Monty ran for his life, he felt the strife. He ran for Betty to save his life.

Betty tried to say her baby was innocent this day.

On deaf ears it fell, her sense's could tell.

So Monty's grounded from endless freedom it sounded.

He just does not understand his family today. All this started because he wanted to play.

What's a little trash all over the floor? They can just clean it up and he'll give them some more.

What a game it would be if only they'd see how fun it could be....

At least for me..........

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Now that's the story so now it's time for more great insight before we say Goodnight.

A lesson Bill Cosby learned long ago:

You can give people an education, but you cannot make them think.

To illustrate the point for graduates at Southern University in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, Crosy told how his father's street smarts got him an A in a college philosophy course.

The class was debating the old question: "Is the glass half empty or half full?" Cosby went home and ran that by his father.

The unhesitating reply: "It depends if you're pouring or you're drinking." Cosby said he repeated his dad's response the next day, impressed his classmates, and got an A.

With that Monty and Betty say Nite Nite.....
Betty Boop, Monty and their friend Boots the cat
Betty Boop & Monty with their friend Boots
Friday, Nov 16, 2007

Betty, Monty and their friend Boots, he is a hoot!

Boots, he is a yellow cat. He is also a brat, and that's a fact.

He is large and yellow, definitely not mellow, but such a funny fellow.

Monty and Boots run, play and frolic all day. They jump and hide in bales of hay.

Boots likes the barn for the mice. But its also real nice, he can borough down to sleep and keep Monty at bay, deep down in the hay.

Boots will creep along the grass, trees and flowers. He'll wait for what seems like hour's.

Then Monty, no patience has he, will hit Boots running & laid flat he will be.

Then Boots slinks and creeps ready to bound, he hits Monty with all 5 pounds.

They bite and wrestle, meow and howl. You'd think they'd be hurt now.

NO, what the heck, on they go chasing each other across the deck, flying off the end, your sure it's a wreck. What a kick, we better check.

No they are fine, at least this time.

Onward Monty runs to find more toys, because "boys will be boys".

After all there are two more cats, two more dogs and five or six ducks. There could be in that pond, a frog or two, so these two friends can continue to run amuck.

Now Betty says come on Monty its time to rest, please don't be a pest.

Monty comes in and Boots heads for the barn. Both thinking "Oh Darn!"

Friends they are and will forever be. Because mischievous they both be.

Now Betty Boop and Monty say goodnight, before they go they leave you with more insight%u2026%u2026%u2026%u2026..

"Lead me not into temptation, I can find the way myself."

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure why take the chance. (Ronald Reagan)

"A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle."

"I'm not a has-been. I'm a will-be. (Lauren Bacall)

"It's been said that hypocrites are people who complain about all the sex, offensive language, and violence%u2026%u2026%u2026%u2026..on their VCR's."

Supermarket:

The new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mist-er to
keep produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of
thunder and the smell of fresh rain wafts through the air.
When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and breathe in
the aroma of freshly mown grass.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle while the
air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The bakery department features the sound of a gentle breeze and the
smells of freshly baked bread, vanilla and cinnamon.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

Monty and Betty say Nite, Nite.

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Monty and Betty Boops Thanksgiving day
Betty Boop and Monty's Thanksgiving Day

Betty Boop & Monty on Thanksgiving Day.

What have we to be thankful for?

Monty say's he's thankful for his new Coat and hat. How can anyone deny that?

Betty says she's thankful for Her Jazzy Betty Boop earrings from her favorite online store. She doesn't even have to go out the door.

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Monty's thankful for his home with Betty Boop and her flaring skirt. We all know she's such a flirt.

Betty's thankful for all the love, given to her by her family and our God above.

Monty says now don't forget, the treats he eats you can bet.

Betty has to watch that silly pup, because in a flash he's on the table & in a plate or a cup..

Monty love's this great day. He likes to play and eat all day.

Now that is something fun to see. Boots the cat, Monty, and me.

We do have fun. Even with no sun.

So join us now in wishing you a wonderful day, lets all go play....

Before we go some insight we leave, I know that's hard to believe....

"To your good health, old friend, may you live for a thousand years, and I be there to count them."

"If your standing still, you're going backward."

"Giving thanks is a course from which we never graduate."

Betty say's Nite Nite

Monty say's I think I'll have another Bite........